buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via the-donatella-versace-of-ratchet)

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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(via the-donatella-versace-of-ratchet)

itstonybetch:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

when your mom comes home and you know she has food

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when you’re half asleep and you remembered to do something

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when you get done with your 4th sit up

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when your alarm goes off but you can’t be bothered to wake up

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(via the-absolute-best-gifs)